'Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment' Funny T-Shirt for Men
Gently unroll the condiment all the way down to the base of the sandwich. If you don't get it on the first time, throw the condiment away and start again.
Have you ever been to a NASCAR
race? Ever seen one on TV? This shirt goes out
to everyone who has unwillingly watched cars go
around in a circle for over two hours straight.
After graduating college, my
best friend James decided to marry Samantha, his
high school sweetheart and girlfriend of six years.
I really don't know where this story goes after
that because I literally haven't heard from him
since.
The cougar is a rare breed of
female homosapien. It's natural habitats include
night clubs that were cool three years ago and
the hotel bar inside the Marriott. For more info,
consult this field guide.
How do you think Harry Potter
would do in fantasy football? He_'d probably cast
some sort of spell to get the first pick, but
waste it on a quarterback.